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  Table of Contents

  Legal Page

  Title Page

  Book Description

  Dedication

  Trademarks Acknowledgment

  Chapter One

  Chapter Two

  Chapter Three

  Chapter Four

  Chapter Five

  Chapter Six

  Chapter Seven

  Chapter Eight

  Chapter Nine

  Chapter Ten

  Chapter Eleven

  Chapter Twelve

  Chapter Thirteen

  Chapter Fourteen

  Chapter Fifteen

  Chapter Sixteen

  Chapter Seventeen

  Chapter Eighteen

  Chapter Nineteen

  Chapter Twenty

  Chapter Twenty-One

  New Excerpt

  About the Author

  Publisher Page

  Scoring with Sir

  ISBN # 978-1-78651-027-3

  ©Copyright Judy Jarvie 2016

  Cover Art by Posh Gosh ©Copyright April 2016

  Edited by Sue Meadows

  Totally Bound Publishing

  This is a work of fiction. All characters, places and events are from the author’s imagination and should not be confused with fact. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, events or places is purely coincidental.

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  Published in 2016 by Totally Bound Publishing, Newland House, The Point, Weaver Road, Lincoln, LN6 3QN

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  Warning:

  This book contains sexually explicit content which is only suitable for mature readers. This story has a heat rating of Totally Sizzling and a Sexometer of 2.

  Sassy with Sir

  SCORING WITH SIR

  Judy Jarvie

  Book one in the Sassy with Sir series

  A teacher with secrets meets her strict Sir match. Izzy earns hot bedroom lessons but scoring as Sir’s mistress brings red cards and penalties.

  Teacher and football fan turned secret erotica author Izzy Tennant needs full-on steam scenes and real-life experience for her debut novel. Ex-premier league footballer now PE head Will Darby has the moves but his sports pedigree causes friction. Their sass threatens a lust volcano or an ugly fistfight. The sensual tension builds to an inferno when they re-enact erotica scenes at his player mansion.

  Scoring items on her X-rated kink list provides Izzy with bestseller spice. But how will her Penalty Master take the revelation that he’s just research? And how will Izzy handle the news that Will’s keeping secrets of his own? Falling for her sex mentor and craving his extreme play wasn’t part of the bonk-buster plan. Nor was reliving past hurts in action replay.

  Dedication

  Thanks to Ashantay Peters—crit partner extraordinaire, fabulous writer and great friend.

  Thanks to Lynn Morgan-Hill who lit the spark for Sir.

  Trademarks Acknowledgment

  The author acknowledges the trademarked status and trademark owners of the following wordmarks mentioned in this work of fiction:

  iPhone: Apple, Inc.

  Game of Thrones: Home Box Office

  Betty Crocker: General Mills

  Columbo: NBC Universal Television Distribution

  Viagra: Pfizer

  Tottenham Hotspur FC: ENIC International Limited

  Arsenal FC: Arsenal Holdings plc

  Emirates Stadium: Arsenal Holdings plc

  Riverdance: Bill Whelan and Donal Lunny

  A Question of Sport: British Broadcasting Corporation

  Debenhams: Debenhams plc

  Sparkle: Sparkle Products

  National Lottery: Camelot Group

  Oreos: Nabisco Division of Mendelēz International

  Happy Days Are Here Again: Milton Ager and Jack Yellen

  Pride and Prejudice: Jane Austen

  Krispy Kreme: Krispy Kreme Doughnuts

  YouTube: Google, Inc.

  Sky News: Sky plc

  Range Rover: Tata Group

  Filofax: Letts Filofax Group Limited

  Lady Chatterley’s Lover: D.H. Lawrence

  Bovril: Bovril Company

  Dancing With the Stars: BBC Worldwide

  Kindle: Amazon.com

  Moby Dick: Herman Melville

  Lord of the Flies: William Golding

  BBC: British Broadcasting Corporation

  Minecraft: Mojang

  Channel Five: Channel Five Broadcasting Limited

  Poldark: Mammoth Screen

  Rothmans: Rothmans, Benson & Hedges

  Fiat: Fiat Chrysler Automobiles

  Botox: Allergan

  Cheshire cat: Lewis Carroll

  Frisbee: Wham-O Inc.

  Brighton Rock: Graham Greene

  Thermos: Thermos LLC

  The Fellowship of the Ring: J.R.R. Tolkien

  Speedo: Speedo International Limited

  Maleficent: Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures

  Glee: 20th television

  Google: Google, Inc.

  Magic Mike: FilmNation Entertainment

  The Big Bang Theory: Warner Bros Television Distribution

  The Mikado: Arthur Sullivan and W.S. Gilbert

  Quasimodo: Victor Hugo

  Pilates: Joseph Pilates

  Rotary Club: Rotary International

  The Witches of Eastwick: Warner Bros.

  Cinderella: Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures

  Sky Sports: Sky plc

  MasterChef: Shine Group

  Marks and Spencer: Marks and Spencer plc

  Oscars: Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences

  Bambi: Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures

  Twitter: Twitter Inc.

  Creole Lady Marmalade: Bob Crewe and Kenny Nolan

  Fiat 500: Fiat Chrysler Automobiles

  Harley: Harley-Davidson Inc.

  Batman: DC Comics, Inc.

  The Wizard of Oz: Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer

  Bonanza: CBS Television Distribution

  Spiderman: Marvel Worldwide Inc.

  Volvo: AB Volvo

  McDonald’s: The McDonald’s Corporation

  Comedy Channel: Sky plc

  Star Wars: 20th Century Fox

  Willy Wonka: Roald Dahl

  Barbie: Mattel, Inc.

  Sex and the City: CBS Television Distribution

  Star Trek: CBS Television Studios

  Sharp Dressed Man: Billy Gibbons, Dusty Hill, Frank Beard

  Roadrunner: Warner Bros

  Zumba: Zumba Fitness, LLC

  Troy: Warner Bros Pictures

  Moves Like Jagger: Adam Levine, Ammar Malik, Benjamin Levin and Shellback

  Little Orphan Annie: Tribune Media Services

  Gangnam Style: Park Jae-Sang, Yoo gun-Hyung

  The X Factor: Freemantle Media

  James Bond: Ian Fleming

  Basildon Bond: Dickinson Robinson Group

  Toy Story: Pixar, Walt Disney Pictures

  Christal: Louis Roderer Champagne

  Lycra: Invista

  Jack Daniel’s: Brown-Forman


  Wagon Wheels: Associated British Foods

  Jacuzzi: Apollo Management

  Mary Poppins: Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures

  Skyfall: Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Columbia Pictures

  Facebook: Facebook, Inc.

  Jim Beam: Beam Suntory

  Audi: Audi AG

  The Famous Five: Enid Blyton

  The Simpsons: Fox Broadcasting Company

  Curly-Wurly: Cadbury UK

  Revels: Mars, Inc.

  Popsicle: Unilever

  Private Benjamin: Warner Bros.

  Miss Marple: Agatha Christie

  Sky Full of Stars: Tim Bergling, Guy Berryman, Johnny Buckland, Will Champion, Chris Martin

  Lego: The Lego Group

  AA: The Automobile Association

  Money, Money, Money: Benny Andersson and Björn Ulvaeus

  I Fought the Law and the Law Won: Sonny Curtis

  Cagney and Lacey: Filmways Pictures, Orion Television

  Hawaii Five-O: CBS television Distribution

  Crimewatch: British Broadcasting Corporation

  iPhone: Apple, Inc.

  Wrecking Ball: MoZella, Stephan Moccio, Sacha Skarbek, Lucasz Gottwald, Henry Russell Walter

  Hobnobs: McVitie’s

  Taggart: STV Productions

  High School Musical: Disney-ABC Domestic Television

  Thorntons: Ferrero SpA

  Band-Aid: Johnson & Johnson

  Maleficent: Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures

  Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland: Lewis Carroll

  Fruit Loops: Kellogg Company

  Chapter One

  “Dis me and you’re roadkill.”

  “You and whose skankwad army, loserboy?”

  It’s a gray Monday morning and I can’t miss the yelled swearing across the school car park. My iPhone’s Bruno Mars megamix can’t sweeten the F-bomb napalm by the third years at the tennis courts. I long to flee but I still have hours of teaching torture ahead.

  Today will herald a watershed in my life. Because I—Izzy Tennant, English teacher at Netherfield Secondary School in Barnet, North London—have a secret. Over the years, I’ve hidden the real me behind the mask of an oh-so-nice and proper English teacher. But at heart I have dark, private appetites. I may teach the classics of literature to kids that don’t give a stuff by day, but at night I’m an insatiable erotica-holic.

  Little do I realize that my fantasies are about to ignite with a man who can liberate these passions.

  This is the story of my journey.

  With he who must be called Sir.

  * * * *

  If David Attenborough studied chavvy North London school kids, instead of mating penguins ice-bonking for hours, he’d explain the brawling teenager ritual. I’ve consumed insufficient coffee to try. I beeline for the school’s back door but the yelling mob turns and charges straight toward me.

  “Is it true, Miss Tennant?” asks Darren Blackwater. He has the name and look of a repugnantly splendid extra in Game of Thrones. One you hope will get impaled before the ad break. From what his mother said at open day he’s no stranger to sticky ends—he gets a little too much solo bedroom exercise and I don’t mean kickboxing his punch-bag.

  “Tell us,” Eddie Childs butts in. “They’re sayin’ ’es comin’ ’ere? We’re askin’ you cos, for a woman and a teacher, you know most about football.”

  I yank out my iPhone earbuds, succeeding in thwacking myself in the teeth. I remember not to swear but shouldn’t bother—none of the pupils pay me such regard.

  “I’ve nothing to impart. And no time at present, boys.”

  But Darren, Small Lord of the Blackwater and perpetrator of much school evil, is not mollified. “Ethan’s brother said we’re gettin’ a new PE teacher and ’e’s famous. Tell us if it’s true, miss.”

  My tooth’s throbbing. I’m more interested in calculating if I’ve brought painkillers or my dentist’s number.

  “I don’t know anything about a new teacher.”

  “Ethan’s bruvver said, miss,” says Darren, “’E ’erd it from Matt Riley. ’Is mum’s a cleaner an’ she reads stuff on the desks. An ex-premier league player as head of phys ed, she says.”

  “If Matt’s mum’s so good at surveillance, who is he?”

  Always answer a challenge with a question. This is my ‘teacher’s gold’ tactic. “Tell Matt Riley he should employ his mother’s reading habits himself if he wants to pass English.”

  I walk away, feeling like Khaleesi in Game of Thrones and pretending I look like her. Then I hear words uttered from behind a hand.

  “Told ya she don’t effin’ know. Told ya not ta bovver!”

  It’s Mickey Peters. The boy who dented my car bonnet with a cricket ball. I pounce like a cougar.

  “Peters!” I yell and his rigor mortis response gives me a delicious trickle of thrill. “Another word and it’ll be detention and Mr. Rogerson’s office. If I hear another curse, I’ll be mentioning Matt Riley’s mother. Then you’ll have Knuckles Riley at your door and he’s only weeks out of detention center.”

  They pout at me but I’m already high-fiving myself from atop my high horse.

  “If I knew about the school’s latest staff member, do you think I’d tell a car smasher? Disperse now.”

  I’m only through the door when Jack Carson, school janitor, corners me breathlessly. Creosote Carson, as he’s affectionately nicknamed, is out of puff.

  “Are you still seeing the doctor about your emphysema, Jack? If not, you need to go and get checked out.”

  Jack stops me with a hand. “Izzy, love, we’re getting a new teacher.”

  I’m more worried about his dicky ticker and the wheeze like my nana’s busted accordion than school staffing. “I know. Apparently he’s a premier league footballer. As if.” I roll eyes.

  Jack stares with squished-up eyebrows. “How in feck’s name did you know that, girl?”

  Jack has fingered more gossip pies than Betty Crocker—he’s a loveable Columbo with a wood preserver and chutney-stained coat. I hate to see him thus disappointed.

  “Heard it from the future prison inmate reserves in the car park.”

  “Then you’ll already know the worst.”

  “I know the bare minimum, Jack. It’s best with Viagra Rogerson in charge.”

  Jack’s jowls wobble at me. “The new sports head—he only used to play for feckin’ Spurs, Izzy. Sacrilege! And us Gunners lifers—a viper in our midst.”

  I take this as my cue—Mother of Dragons, Daenerys Targaryen, could play this no better. I throw down my bags and breathe deeply, closing my eyes. Then I stare at Jack with the iced fire of Boadicea.

  “Oh fuck. Bollocks. Crap. Piss. No!”

  In the religion that is Arsenal Football Club, at the cathedral that is the Emirates, I am bishop in training to Carson’s cardinal of fan worship.

  Being a loyal season ticket holder for two decades solid does not come without fortitude and sacrifice. Nor does it allow for a high-caliber Tottenham Hotspur ex-striker to come waltzing into our school staffroom without comment.

  We’re reeling—and I don’t mean doing Riverdance—as we head past phys ed toward the English corridor.

  “Who is it?”

  “You don’t wanna know, girl.”

  “I do. You can’t not tell me.” Much as I’m dreading the answer, there’s no avoiding it.

  “Brilliant finisher—two hundred and five goals in two hundred and fifty games. He joined Spurs juniors in 1994…”

  “Naff off, Carson! Don’t play Question of Sport with me at eight-forty-two on a Monday morning or I’m liable to kick you hard. My shoes are killing me, I set fire to the toaster this morning and my key broke in the back door again. Spit it out in the name of Arsene Wenger.”

  He pouts but his stare goes soul deep, so intense I see the name before he speaks.

  “Darby. Will bloody Darby!” we say in unison.

  I take a step backward to hold on to the wall
for support and my ankles feel wobbly. Which reminds me, never buy wedge heels from Debenhams, even in a blue cross sale. Bunions on BOGOF.

  “That’s bad. He was good,” I whisper.

  “I know. Better than good.”

  “Head of PE?”

  “It’s a maverick move.” Carson offers me a stick of gum, but I decline. He pops one in his mouth and I’m hit by a minty waft of school days memories. And the recollections aren’t as welcome as I’d wish them to be. I shiver.

  “When does he start?”

  “Not sure—the copies of his contract are faint but I’ll check again. I ’av my magnifying glass soaking in Sparkle now.”

  “Matt Riley’s mother needs dealing with,” I mutter and kick the loose skirting board where I’m standing. The shoes now have a split seam.

  Carson pulls me close. “I won four balls on the National Lottery on Saturday and invested the spoils in multi-buy Oreos. Pop by my lair at break. I might ’av it cracked.”

  I bite back my professional itch to correct him—it’s a basement dumping ground next to the boiler room with a wasps’ nest in the corner. It isn’t a lair—or, for that matter, a place accustomed to hygiene. But if stinking of something stale and foreboding qualifies as a lair—then a lair it sadly must be.

  “Oreos noted. We’ll meet later.” I tap on my nose. “At least Darby was a class player. If he has to come—better that he be top drawer. But why Netherfield? Why teach when you’ve scaled football’s heights?”

  “He said, and I quote from the application form, ‘for grass roots experience of an inner-city school and to apply opportunities for social inclusion for youth in sports, specifically football’.”

  I’m tempted to ask if Matt Riley’s mother is a code cracker spy in her free time. The woman needs a lesson on the purpose of dusters.

  “Why doesn’t he go for club manager or coach?”

  “Running a bookies would be better than this game, girl. But his mysteries will be revealed in time.” Jack’s phone blasts a vintage chorus of Happy Days Are Here Again. “Time is a wily mistress.” He walks off to attend to his summons.

  The bell sounds and I stride away with purpose for the English staffroom. And that’s when I glimpse him—halfway down the corridor, deep in conversation with Dodgy Rogerson. He’s wearing casual trousers, a waistcoat and an open-necked shirt. I’m grudgingly impressed at how ruddy good Will Darby looks in the flesh.